omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

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a discussion on sexual orientation

me:*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate:wait, what's polyamory?
me:well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor:*overhears from front of class*
professor:that is d i s g u s t i n g
me:*defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor:how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me:....
me:....
me:....
professor:it should be polyerosy
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boromirs:

The Battle of the Five Armies

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breathtakingdestinations:

Pais - France (von ]babi])

breathtakingdestinations:

Pais - France (von ]babi])

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sonnetcomic:

Sonnet / Part VI

Read the update on the website here if the text is too small on your dash.

New readers, start from the beginning.

Sonnet is also available as a series on Tapastic.

All that’s left now is the finale!

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

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hasserole:

dork

hasserole:

dork

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Thorin and Bilbo from the official The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies tapestry

Thorin and Bilbo from the official The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies tapestry

(Source: thorinds, via bilboo)

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halorvic:

Reworked an old Broadchurch piece that I did a while ago since someone requested it as a print.

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